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In my experience, being able to laugh at love is the key to success and joy.
Because it lowers your stress. It releases the inner pressure and lets you trust reasonable expectations again.
And it simply improves the mood – especially after a setback – and makes life a bit more fun.
That’s why in this post I want to share 101 of the best funny love quotes.
To make you feel more relaxed, positive and comfortable again. A state of mind and body – compared to tense, negative or overly serious – in which I have found the most joy and success, regardless of whether I have been single, dating or in a relationship.
I hope you will find something useful here.
Funny love quotes for positive feelings and less stress
“Love is being stupid together.”
– Paul Valery
“Love is like an hourglass, filling the heart while emptying the brain.”
– Jules Renard
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on to something.”
– Fran Lebowitz
“Love conquers everything except poverty and toothache.”
– Mae West
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
– Erich Segal
“If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?”
– Lily Tomlin
“Love is a lot like back pain: it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.”
–George Burns
“Love is sharing your popcorn.”
– Charles M. Schulz
“Love is an ocean of emotions, completely surrounded by costs.”
–Thomas Dewar
“Love is telling someone that their hair extensions are showing.”
– Natasha Leggero
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can put a price tag on all the accessories.”
– Melanie Clark Pullen
“Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.”
–Albert Einstein
“True love comes down to withholding the truth even when you have the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.”
– David Sedaris
“Love is what makes the ride worth it.”
– Franklin P. Jones
“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
– Pauline Thomason
“Women are meant to be loved, not understood.”
–Oscar Wilde
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate every now and then doesn’t hurt.”
– Charles M. Schulz
Funny love quotes for your boyfriend or husband
“Before you marry someone, let them use a computer with a slow internet connection to see who they really are.”
–Will Ferrell
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half closed afterwards.”
–Benjamin Franklin
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let her sleep.”
– Unknown
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily needs.”
–Kathy Mohnke
“I married for love, but the obvious benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”
–Cameron Esposito
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comedian. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.”
–Jerry Seinfeld
“I love you whatever you do, but do you have to do that much of it?”
– Jean Illsley Clarke
“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he’s done.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
“We always hold hands. When I let go, she shops.”
– Henry Youngman
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
– Unknown
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person who you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
–Rita Rudner
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henry Youngman
“My wife gets all the money I earn. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
– Ray Romano
‘My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
– Henry Youngman
“A man knows he is in love when he loses interest in his car for a few days.”
–Tim Allen
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx
Funny and romantic love quotes for her
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they won’t. So everyone is inevitably disappointed.”
–Albert Einstein
‘Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember: Oh, I put up with you. So we are equal.”
– Basket Lynne
“You’re a smart cookie. A sensible chocolate cake. A beautiful pancake.”
– Rey Woodman
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.”
–Chris Rock
“Every day I fall more and more in love with you. Except yesterday…yesterday you were quite annoying.”
– Count E. Vogel
‘I love you with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger.”
– Emma Nate
“No matter what you look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
–Phyllis Diller
“Love is an electric blanket with someone else controlling the switch.”
–Cathy Carlyle
‘I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
“If you text ‘I love you’ to someone and they write back an emoji, no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”
–Chelsea Peretti
“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took all of five minutes.”
– Lucille Bal
“True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and having the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.”
– Mindy Kaling
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
–Les Dawson
“Love means you don’t have to hold your farts in anymore.”
– Bree Luckey
“I love you and it’s getting worse.”
–Joseph E. Morris
“The secret to a long marriage is staying away.”
– Dolly Parton
“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is running water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make has any effect on the outcome.”
–Jerry Seinfeld
Cute and funny love quotes for him
“I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and most importantly, make sure I don’t just yell at you because I’m hungry.”
– Gladys Canby
“Love is like war: easy to start, but very hard to stop.”
– H.L. Mencken
“I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the bathroom, or when one of us is watching a movie the other doesn’t want to see.”
– Lemony Snicket
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Simple. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
– Michael Scott (from the TV show The Office)
“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love makes the ride worth it.”
– Franklin P. Jones
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top of it.”
– Joe King
“I love you even more than I’m annoyed by you. That’s a lot.”
– Brighton asked
“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”
– Hollywood
“I love you in a way that is sickening to others.”
– Dinah Mijt
“Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it if neither of us wears pants.”
– Felix quoted
‘I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.”
– Gerry Attrick
‘I’m yours. No refunds.”
– Anita Bad
“You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you can’t live without.”
– Unknown
“I promise to always make you feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.”
– Upton O. Goode
“If love means never having to say sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.”
– Estelle Getty
“I recently read that love is completely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
– David Bissonette
Funny I love my friends quotes
‘What is Galentine’s Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year.
– Leslie Knope (from the TV show Parks and Recreations)
“Friendship is created when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ”
– C.S. Lewis
“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
– Irish proverb
“Friends are the family you choose.”
– Jess C. Scott
“True friendship happens when you walk into their house and your WiFi automatically connects.”
– Unknown
“We have to remember what is important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work comes third.”
–Leslie Knope
“True love is about acceptance and support in its rawest form.”
–Lady Gaga
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”
– Garry Shandling
“Obviously, if I was serious about being in a long-term relationship with someone, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”
–Chelsea Handler
“The most important thing is to be surrounded by love. Whether it concerns friends, family or a partner, love gives life meaning.”
– Taylor Swift
“The best sign of a healthy relationship is not a sign of it on Facebook.”
– Unknown
“Love is about finding your best friend and partner in crime.”
– Priyanka Chopra Jonas
“If there is a law against friendship, lock me up.”
– Leslie Knope
“Wombs before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries.”
– Leslie Knope
Aesthetic and short funny love quotes
“Love means nothing in tennis, but it is everything in life.”
– Unknown
“Love is nice, but it can’t pay the bills.”
–Jessica Martin
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
–Andy Warhol
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drop by again?”
– Unknown
“I’d rather fight you than make love to someone else.”
– Nick Mercer (from the movie The Wedding Date)
“In a good relationship, each partner secretly suspects that he/she got the better deal.”
– Sandra Shea
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or where from.”
– Pablo Neruda
“You are loved because you are loved. There is no need for a reason to love.”
– Paulo Coelho
“Love is the same as fun, except it makes you feel sexier.”
– Judith Viorst
“Love is just a chocolate substitute.”
– Melanie Clark Pullen
“Love is a two-way street that is constantly under construction.”
– Caroll Bryant
“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.”
– Blaise Pascal
“As a man in a relationship you have a choice: you can be right or you can be happy.”
– Ralphie May
“Swoon. I will catch you.”
– Almásy (from the film The English Patient)
“As he read, I fell in love with the way you fall asleep: slowly, and all at once.”
– Johannes Green
“That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they would call them something else.
– Jim Baker (from the movie Sixteen Candles)
“Love is what makes the ride worth it.”
– Sean Connery
“Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly going crazy.”
– Kevin (from the movie 27 Dresses)
“You know you’re in love when reality is finally better than your dreams.”
–Dr. Seuss
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