“SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” looked back on the week in politics in the cold open, aimed at a reportedly explosive Trump cabinet meeting where Marco Rubio and Elon Musk ended up in a screaming game.
Donald Trump, played by James Austin Johnson, tries to drive a truce with State Secretary Rubio, played by Marcello Hernandez. “Now your name is Mark Ruby,” Trump told him, after he stated that English is the official national language of the country.
“But what I don’t accept is that Elon has total access to our government,” said Rubio. “Crashing planes and he continues to try to fire air traffic control.”
“Well, Elon knows a lot about air travel. Okay? “Trump replied.” He runs Space X, who does incredible things in terms of explosions, with regard to rocket waste. ”
Trump said that Musk gave him some great things to talk about in the state of the Union address, such as “you know that they spend $ 8 million on transgating mice. Can you believe that? Probably not, because it is not true, but I said it, and it got a big smile – and that is addictive. “
Trump turned out to be a “white lotus” fan and said: “But although I caused chaos, I worked behind the scenes and I am very close to a deal with the Panamanian government to take the Panamak canal again. I don’t want it anymore. Seems like a hassle. What I really like is Tailand, and the girl with the girl, and” WHY? “?
Mike Myers when Musk came in in front of the Huis Stretch and Rubio asked why he is doing a funny little dance.
“I can’t believe this is the man who gave you access to the entire government. He is not a chosen officer. If you have to insult each other, at least make them right, “said Rubio. “Something like Elon. How do you have 20 children? But I’ve never seen you with the girl, only guys called Donkey Dog and Boner King, you know?
In Voice -Over has Myers’ Musk Dr. Evil channeled, nagging that ‘many people really seem to hate me. My Tesla shares crash and my personal assets has just fallen by $ 100 billion. “
Trump then handed out some orders and said: ‘Marco, gets your budget under control. Elon, stay in your lane. You are not the boss, but I paid you $ 300 million and that’s why you are in charge. ”
Lady Gaga, who released her seventh studio album ‘Mayhem’ this week, organizes the show for the second time and serves as a musical guest for the fifth time.
View the cold open below: