Travis Kelce‘Grotesquerie’ character used to be a stripper, but now he gets the chance to bring Ed Lachlan’s past back to the present… with several male revues telling the story TMZ Sports they would love it if “Big Peter and His Banana Splitter” made a special appearance!!
The Kansas City Chiefs superstar made his debut at the Ryan Murphy show this past week…and in one scene his role was revealed as a former dancer at a male strip club in Juneau, Alaska, where he was “shaking for horny moms coming off cruise ships.”
I can’t wait to hear it @JasonKelce reaction after this scene 🤣 pic.twitter.com/iM9d46oitI
— Travis Kelce Fan Page (@traviskelce_fan) October 3, 2024
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Unfortunately, there were no flashback scenes.
Either way, a number of male-oriented adult entertainment venues started drooling after Kelce’s Lachlan delivered the lyrics… and immediately thought of some unique opportunities for the three-time Super Bowl champion.
The people of the famous Thunder From Down Under are happy to open their doors to it Taylor Swift‘s friend … said they would love to host him at their Las Vegas or Nashville residency “to reprise his role from ‘Grotesquerie’.”
“I think the crowd would go crazy for a little NFL and thunder magic!” co-owner Adam Steck said.
Sin City strip club Kings of Hustler also jumped at the chance to host the jock – with general manager Brittany Rose saying, “Travis Kelce can rock his banana hammock on our stage.”
“I’m sure all the Vegas Swifties would like to get a glimpse of what Taylor is working on behind the scenes. You know he gave her a private show.”
The “Girls Night Out The Show” – a traveling tour of hunks – would have no problem welcoming the Banana Splitter to their stage… with their booking agent, John Johnson, saying that they would “like to extend an open invitation to Travis Kelce to reprise his role as Ed Lachlan on ‘Grotesquerie’ and warm up the stage with us.”
For the record, even the iconic Chippendales want Kelce… saying: “Travis has an open invitation to wear our iconic cuffs and collars [and] join our boys on stage in Vegas”
“We’ve had a lot of celebrity guest stars and he would be a great addition to the show. Our cast would definitely put him through our Chipps boot camp!”
Chances are we won’t see Kelce shaking some Donna gave him – but hey, we can dream. In the meantime, hoping for a flashback to a future episode.
Here you go, Ryan Murphy. Only one.